Thread:Cycries/@comment-27831418-20161109002507/@comment-27831418-20161111055439

!! well, i already told you one thing on my bucket list; loose my virginity. but, i've got some other stuff, too. here's a list:

1: find true love but can't do that cause i'd hurt my lover when i died

2: have kids but can't do that either

3: train a dog

4: confess my love to y-

5: do something productive with my life

6: do something that most other people can't do

7: win a poker game WITHOUT being dead

8: morph into a mouse and mock snark

9: get you to come onto Wildwood chat

10: mock snark

11: become a vampire

12: did I mention mocking snark??